Rajinikanth Jokes

Gelileo used moon light to study, einstein used candle to study, newton used lamp to study but the great rajni used only agarbatti to study.

One fine morning rajni thought about sharing his 0.001% knowledge and thus google was born.

The square root of rajnikanth is pain. do not try to square rajnikanth, the result is death.

If rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, british would have fought to get independence.

Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced.

When rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

At is outdated.. now d students have 2 prepare for rat.. wondering what it is..? rajanikant aptitude test...

Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants, 2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo why? to play chess!!!!!!

Once rajnikanth said to a quite shy girl "plz talk something".. now that girl is known as.. dolly bindra

Only rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.

Ghosts are actually caused by rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.

When rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on....... he turns the dark off.