Rajinikanth Jokes

When rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between rajanikanth and rajanikanth.

Brett favre can throw a football over 50 yards. rajanikanth can throw brett favre even further.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. it is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

If you spell rajanikanth wrong on google it doesn't say, "did you mean rajanikanth? " it simply replies, "run while you still have the chance."

Rajanikanth was once on celebrity wheel of fortune and was the first to spin. the next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

When rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

The square root of rajanikanth is pain. do not try to square rajanikanth, the result is death.

Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.