The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea.
So, you have a problem. you say "i know, i'll use floating point!" now you have 2.0001341678 problems.
"a programmer had a problem. he thought to himself, "i know, i'll solve it with threads!". he has now two problems !"
Normal person : all good things must come to an end. the beauty of the moment is that its fleeting. programmer : every recursive function must have a boundary condition for the recursion to bottom out, or else you would get segmentation fault.
Why did the web designer drown? she didn’t know if she should float:left or float:right. she also had too many anchors.
Why was the javascript reality show cancelled after only one episode? people thought it seemed scripted.
Why did the web developer send a few extra bucks to his hosting provider? because he heard that he should always tip his server.