Programmer Jokes Jokes

In css, !important means very important. but in other languages, it means not important.

Hr team : we're looking for someone age 22 - 26 with 30 years of experience.

"walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen."

Amount of energy spent : 1) running a marathon - 15% 2) climbing mt. everest - 50% 3) getting under your desk to connect some cords in the back of a computer - 100%

Programmers while coding : it doesn't work... why? . . . . . . . . it works... why?

When shakespeare asked, "to be, or not to be?", he did not provide the answer. but programmers can. the answer is ff. 2b |~ 2b = ff

Int getrandomnumber () { return 4; //chosen by fair dice roll. //guaranteed to be random. }

Programmer : this is git. it tracks collaborative works on projects through a beautiful distributed graph theory tree model. girl : cool. how do we use it? programmer : no idea. just memorize these shell commands and type them to sync up. if you get errors, save your work elsewhere, delete the project, and download a fresh copy.

It's code not magic (someone tell my boss)

3 ways developers see the world differently than others. 1) programming is thinking, not typing. 2) counting starts from zero, not one. 3) sleeping with a problem, can actually solve it.

Happiness is ... . . . . . . when your code runs without error.

Comments inside a class file /* * you may think you know what the following code does. * but you don't. trust me. * fiddle with it, and you'll spend many a sleepless. * night cursing the moment you thought you'd be clever * enough to "optimize" the code below. * now close this file and go playing with something else. */