Girl : what is your job? programmer : i'm programmer girl : then, you can install windows? programmer : wtf!!!??
Question : how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? answer : none, that's a hardware problem.
How to talk to programmers : 1) get to the point fast. 2) show that you really understand them. 3) assume they're smarter than you (they are). 4) specify exactly what you want. 5) don't pull the "i'm the business guy" card. 6) whatever the timing is, assume it will be longer. 7) finding out what does not work also takes work. 8) only meaningful projects inspire good codes. 9) working the brain is just as hard as weightlifting, but invisible.
Reasons to be an programmer : 1) love your work and live your life too! 2) be creative. 3) work with great people. 4) solve problems, design things that matter. 5) never be bored. 6) make a big salary. 7) enjoy job flexibility. 8) travel. 9) make a difference. 10) change the world.
Question : what is the difference between a programmer and a non-programmer ? answer : the non-programmer thinks a kilobyte is 1000 bytes while a programmer is convinced that a kilometer is 1024 meters.
Who are hackers? there are 4 types of people in the world. those who... 1) know and do. 2) know but don't do. 3) don't know but do. 4) don't know and don't do. 1 and 3. these two types are hackers. let's check the meaning of "hackers" on dictionary. meaning 1 : an expert of programming and solving problems. meaning 2 : a person who engages in an activity without skill or talent. but they share one thing in common. they are doers. hackers are doers !
There is a conversation between java, c++, python and ansi c java : okay, any ideas on how to make women more interested in us? c++ : make more exceptions? python : redefine our methods? ansi c : stop treating them like objects. java : ???!!!! :x