The problem about being a programmer : my mom said: "honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. if they have eggs, bring 6" i came back with 6 bottles of milk. she said: " why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?" i said: "because they had eggs!!!!"
Programmer : should i remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind.
Programmer : well, i've finished the project on time and on budget! manager : that means i've given you too much time and too much money!
Question : how do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? answer : an extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Real programmers don't comment their codes..!! because if it was hard to write... it must be hard to read..!!