Sometimes my mind asks: Why I remember U? Why I care 4 U? Why I miss U? Then my brain answers, "Psychiatry patients need more care".
Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for you; Heart: To love you and; Legs: To kick you if you forget me.
I heard that you took a test and the results were negative. I am so happy for you but I would have loved it if it were not an IQ test!
What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down.
What's the difference between a Monkey and a Donkey? A Monkey would save this message and a Donkey would delete this message. The choice is yours. Note: Please take it easy, friends. Even I couldn't decide whether to save it or delete it. So I forwarded it.
Money can buy: A bed but not sleep; A house but not a home; Medicines but not health; A companion but not a friend. Money is dirty, it only cause pain and suffering. Send me all your money and always be happy!
When I send you an SMS, it's not important that you do the same. You can also send me . .. ... Cash, Clothes, Fragrances, Gold... Now hurry and start sending it!
Life is full of beautiful things: Soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
When you get this message, send it to: One person you love; One you always hated; One you always think of; And the one you wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to you!