Beauty is not how you look; It is not how handsome you are; Beauty is simply about your inner-self. So you must change your under-garments daily!
In the morning, I don't eat because I think of you; In the afternoon, I don't eat because I think of you; In the evening, I don't eat because I think of you; At night, I can't sleep because I am hungry!
WARNING message for your good health: Please don't eat Chips Pizzas Burgers Ice Creams And Chocolates . .. ... without me!
Think Big Think Smart Think Positive Think Beautiful Think Great I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...Just think about ME!
If you want success in life, try to be Sweet like Honey; Fresh like Rose; Soft like Tissue; Strong like Rock; Sure like Death; And Smart like ME!
Everyone has an ugly friend. If you don't have an ugly friend, well, then... . .. ... it is really awkward!
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo today. One was caught watching TV; Another playing cricket; And the third one . .. ... No, it's not you. Why do you always think you're a monkey? You're a donkey!
Do you know why cool and amazing people are always busy? . .. ... I'll tell you later because right now, I am pretty busy!
Do you know as to why people are jealous of you? Is it because you're very smart or is it that you're very cute and handsome? No! It's simply because you've . .. ... a friend like me!
Raj escapes into a Jungle on Sunday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves Jungle on Sunday... How's it possible? . .. ... Don't know? Even I don't know, that's I am asking you!