Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain. So kindly tell them ur age.
Sincere Apology: If U don't like any of my SMS & don't like to read them, then plz don't hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile!
When U smile, the world smiles with U; When U are down, people'll rally behind U; But when U fart, U are alone coz people'll never stand by U!
I have started luving 'U'. I know, it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings for 'U'. Soon I'll start loving more ALPHABETS!
"Am I Cute" Test: Call me if I'm cute; Miss Call if I'm gorgeous; Text back if I'm pretty; Text a joke if I'm charming; Just ignore if U are jealous!
When you feel sad, just go to the mirror and say, "Damn, I really am so cute". This will cheer you up. But don't make this a habit coz liars go to hell.
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name on the clouds, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.
Attention: Whomsoever I've ever irritated knowingly or by mistake. . .. ... Whatever I've done in the past was just a trailer, Baby! Watch out the future!
Look at the Ocean & see God's abundance; Look at the Sky & see God's glory; Look at the Moon & see God's wonder; Look at the Mirror & see God's blunder!