However high the sky may be. However wide the river may be. However strong the wind may be. Just remember, . . . . . . . . . . it's none of your business!
How sweet is your pose. How sharp is your nose. How sweet are your eyes. See how sweetly I tell lies!
I saw something in the shop window today. It was simply stunning, sexy, cute and adorable. I wanted to buy it for you - till I realized... . . . . . . . . it was my own reflection!
Great people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. And legends never talk - . . . . . . . . . . they send MESSAGES!
Nice people are like wind. You can only feel their presence and sincerity. Don't look here and there to find them. . . . . . . . . Just look at the name of sender!
Importance of thumb: Children use it for chewing, Illiterate people use it for sign, Winners for victory, And my Fans use it for reading my messages, . . . . . . . . . . Oh! you too!
Simply innocent eyes; An affable personality; That infectious smile; Almost perfect gait. In short - absolutely gorgeous. That's enough about me. How about you?
Take your age. Add 2. And that's how old you'll be in 2 years. . . . . . . . Forward, if it works for you!
Sweetest kiss - on the head! Loveliest kiss - on cheeks! Most romantic kiss - on the lips! And the hottest kiss? . . . . . On the bike's silencer!
WARNING WARNING WARNING Please forward this warning to everyone on your friends list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up. DO NOT DO THIS!! THIS IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you dance naked. I wish I'd got this yesterday... I feel so stupid!
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphin's, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror!