Life is too short to be serious all the time. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend. Can anyone recommend... . . . . . . . . . . . . a nice girlfriend?
A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'who is best'? Cow: I give milk. Camel: I move heavy loads. Donkey: ... . . . . . . . . . What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
If it walks like a duck; And talks like a duck. It simply means - you're drunk; Because... . . . . . . . . . . . Ducks don't talk!
Just Go To Hell, Yes You You Only Because only You . . . . . . . . . . . can change - Hell into Heaven, by your sweetness!
The best 'Prank Call' ever: "Hello KFC?" "Yes, how can I help you sir?" . . . . . . . . "I want McDonalds number!" ;url=http://www.totaltashan.com//post/u/jokes/English/Pranks/bthe-best-prank-call-everb-pranks-english-funny-joke-lol/")'> http://www.totaltashan.com//post/u/jokes/English/Pranks/bthe-best-prank-call-everb-pranks-english-funny-joke-lol")'>
Its hard to find a good friend who is 90% funny 95% sexy 100% perfect... . . . . . . . . So, whatever you do just don't lose me!
It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Good friends are not easy to obtain; Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain; One maintained, they're difficult to sustain; Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain! Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!
You are very special to me. I don't want to lose a friend like you. I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you . .. ... jump from one tree to another!