You are: 20% Fantastic, 20% Attractive, 20% Love able, 20% Terrific, and 20% Understandable. . . . . In short, you are 100% F.A.L.T.U.
Say 'e' 'ee' 'eee' 'eeee' 'eeeee' 'eeeeee' 'eeeeeee' 'eeeeeeee' 'eeeeeeeee' 'eeeeeeeeeee' Very Good, I just taught you how to have a big wide smile. You must practice it everyday after brushing your teeth!
This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people; . . . . . . . . And if you have received it... then obviously it's a technical error!
21st Century is truly Lifeless. Communication: Wireless Cooking: Fireless Youth: Jobless Messages: Meaningless Sender: Priceless Reader: Useless
From Morning till Evening; From Sunday to Saturday; From 1st to 31st; From January to December; And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed. . . . . . For me, you've always been a headache!
Hi! Can we meet? It's been so long since we last met. I shall visit you soon and... please tell me where should I come - to the same... . . . . . . Zoo or you've been moved to some Circus?
A question for brilliant people... . . . . . . . . Didn't you read it - Question only for brilliant people. You relax and have a nice week!
Your smile can be compared with flowers; Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo; Your innocence can be compared with a baby; . . . . . . But in foolishness, you have no comparison!
Today I walked on the road, Suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me. I got amazed and enquired from the police, "Why are you surrounding me?" . . . Police: Because the govt. ordered "Save our Tigers"!