Laloo bada chalak hai nau baccho ka bap hai laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme vajpayee ka hat hai...
Na sukoon aur na dil ko kahi shanti hain, kbhi congress to kbhi bjp ki kranti hai, hum gareebo ka dard kb kisne samjha"""jo aap samjhoge, ye public hai""modi g""jo sb janti hai.
Height of double meaning after electi0n pm of india manmohan singh said "yeh to sonia g k hath ka kamal hai, werna is umar mein mera khara hona mushkil tha!"
Rahul gandhi has started preparation for 2019.. and sloganis: "tufaan kebaad boonda-bandi, abki baar rahul gandhi" :v
Political parties ipl team 2021 bjp bandits congress cobras cpi cadres samajwadi strikers cpm challengers trinamul tigers
Modi sarkar: smriti irani - 12th pass- hrd or educatihon min. uma bharti- 6th pass-water resources min. meneka gandhi - 12th pass-cabinet min anand geete -10th pass ashok gajpati -10th pass gm sidheshwar-10th pas vishnu dev - 11th pass source - danik bhaskar phir hamne itni padai kyun ki???? forgot one member of another party. .. kejriwal -iit : tihar jail söchö .
Modi has proved one thing biwi ki tension na ho to admi chaiwale se pm ban sakta hai... grin.png and on the other hand sonia gandhi also proved.... agar biwi k paas pareshan karne k liye pati na ho to wo pure desh ko pareshan kar sakti hai.... modi sirf acche din la kar dega ... . . . . . . acchi raton ka intajam khud karna hoga..
Urban dictionary has added a new word: 'congressed' (verb, adj). it means getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. e.g - i got "congreesed" at work yesterday new word added in dictionary: rahulgandhi (verb): to talk irrelevant nonsense to questions asked by someone and thereby make complete fool of oneself usage: how was your viva? "i rahulgandhied it" another word added to the english dictionary man-mohanned(verb): silence maintained by a man due to a lady of higher power ex:- my wife shouted at me. she yelled at me and i manmohanned.
Washing powder nirma: now the entire team of nirma is in the parliament.. hema, rekha, jaya aur sushma . "sab ki pasand nirma"
During swearing-in ceremony* narendra modi: "i swear...." honey singh: "choti dress mei bomb lagdi menu"
Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye... . . . . . net pack sasta karo. . . . . . . . . . . aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.:d:d