"tum mujhe khoon do,mai tumhe aazadi doonga." neta ji subhash chandra bose . " aaram haram hai." chacha nehru . " jai jawan jai kisan." pt. lal bahadur shastri . " thik hai." manmohan singh
Ek aadmi ne ek ghar ki bell bajayi to ek bachha bahar aaya, aadmi ne puchha aadmi: “beta papa ghar pe hain?” bachcha: “uncle, papa to bazar gaye hain” aadmi: “chalo bade bhai ko bula do” bachcha: “ji wo cricket khelne gaya hai” aadmi: “beta mummy to hongi ghar pe?” bachcha: “ji wo kitty party mein gayi hai” aadmi ka ab dimag kharab ho chuka tha gusse mein aakar bola aadmi: “to beta tum ghar pe kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi kahin chale jao” bachcha: “ji main bhi to apne dost ke ghar aaya hua hoon“
Kal raat ko manmohan singh ke sapne me gandhi ji aaye. gandhi ji ne poochha-meri topi, mera chasma aur meri lathi kaha hai to manmohan bole-topi aur chasma to anna hazzare ke pass hai. aur lathi hamari g##nd me de rakkhi hai
Laloo was standing outside parliament. . rakhi sawant passes by & says: dhoop me kyun khada hai.? laloo :kamaal hai," sasuri.. dhoti ke andar bhi dekh leti hai.:d:d
Lalu-sala padai kar rha hai. padai karke kisne kya ukhada. manmohan-i am a educated pm. lalu-tu to bol hi mat. itna hi educated hai to silent q rahta hai. dar lagta hai kahin bolne me galti na ho jaye.
Maa: tu chota tha to bilkul kejriwal jaisa tha.. beta: kya mai roz dharna karta tha.? maa: nahi re, roz ek thappar khaata tha..!:d:d...
Politician: sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki? wife: kul 3 baar! politician: kab kab? wife: jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to dr k pas gai, jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai. politician: or teesri baar? . . wife: jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 mpas kum thay..
Breaking news central govt. has banned newly married couples from going abroad for honeymoon... modi says "make in india"
Rabri: ka karat ho? laalu: ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! rabri: par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. laalu: vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Speaker: now i invite mr. rahul gandhi for his address to the nation. rahul: 12, tughlak lane, new delhi sonia: she is asking you to address the nation and not our home address!
A little girl asked her father: do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time? father: no, some begin with if elected i promise...
Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko kamal ka phul diya ladki ne usko ek thappad mar diya, ladka bola me to bjp ka parchar kar raha hu, ladki boli me bhi congress ka parchar kar rahi hu.