Pathan: i fucked a woman on a rail track. sindhi: how was she to look at? pathan: don't know... couldn't find her head!
Pathan's wife: have you heard? our neighbor professor hamid is gay. pathan: wow, what a surprise! i have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
Sindhi: have you ever done it with your girlfriend in the other hole? pathan: are you mad? she'll get pregnant.
Salma was tired of being used from the wrong side by his pathan hubby! she got a tattoo made on it: . .. ... p.t.o.
Lady: do you use condoms for contraception? salma: pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side. lady: but i once saw your hubby buying condoms. salma: oh! that is to keep the dick clean!
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. punjabi: i wish that was my neighbour's ass. sindhi: i wish that was my sister-in-law's ass. pathan: i wish it was dark!
Pathan went for an Interview. After reaching the office door he said, `May I come in, Sir?` Officer: Wait Please! Pathan: 80 Kgs
Pathan was watchin a Cricket match with a bomb placed on the TV. Wife: Why hav u kept this bomb? Pathan: If they loose today, I'll blow the entire team.