Interviewer to Pathan: If a Parantha and a Pizza are dropped from the top of a tall building, which shall reach the ground first? Pathan: Pizza. Interviewer: Why? Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food.
Pathan 1: Do U have balance in your mobile? Pathan 2: Yes why? Pathan 1: Can I use it to message `I LOVE U` to my wife.
Once Pathan was wearing a glove on just one hand. Pathan's friend: Why are U wearing a glove on just one hand? Pathan: I relied on the weather forecast. Friend: How? Pathan: The forecast was that, "On one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot."
A Pathan was waiting for the train with his wife. A train arrives and its name was "Khyber Mail". The Pathan ran and boarded it and told his wife, "You also board the train when 'Khyber Female' arrives at the station".
Girlfriend: When you have a mobile, why did you send me a letter? Pathan: When I called you, I got the message, "this phone number is busy, please try letter"!
Pathan reads a newspaper(end of 1st joke): Pakistani, Amir Atlas Khan loses Gold medal in Squash. Pathan: He deserved it, who told him to wear a gold medal while playing.
Pathan to barber, "How much for a haircut?" Barber: Rs. 50/- Pathan: How much for a shave? Barber: Rs. 25/- Pathan: Good. Shave my head.
Pathan got a job in 'Idea' Customer Care Call Centre. Customer: My Idea SIM is blocked, what to do? Pathan: Don't get tense, remove 'Idea' SIM and use 'Airtel' SIM. Thank you for calling 'Aircell'.
A Pathan was dancing while holding the 'brake' of his bicycle. Sindhi: What the heck are you doing? Pathan: Can't you see, I am doing BRAKE DANCE!
Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him? Pathan: No sir, he only gave it to me. Judge: When did he give it you? Pathan: When I showed him the knife.