Munna bhai- circuit apun ko 1nurse se pyar ho gayela hai,luv letter me kya likhu circuit- simple bhai,likhne ka dear sister i lov u munna bhai
Exam’s song by munna bhai: “chanda mama so gaye, student sarey jage. dekho pakdo yaron, ghadi ke kaante bhaage. ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi maamu.
Munna bhai: circuit murga & murgi me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? circuit: simple hai bhai,ek patthar marne ka bhaga to murga or bhagi to murgi...
Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata, agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (circuit bahut sochne k baad) simple hai bhai, bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)
Curcuit- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega munna bhai- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai curcuit- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko munna bhai- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega curcuit-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
After finishing mbbs, dr. munna starts his practice. he 1st checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a torch & finally declares bole to.......... torch theeeek hai
Munna bhai: agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? circuit: simple bhai... bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Munna bhai ke ghar ladki hue. circuit- bhai ab to muhale ke, sareladke isko line marenge. munna- tu fikar mat kar re, apun iska naam didi rakhenge.
Munnabhai returns with khatarnak dimag munna bhai: "ae circuit ye dr. log operation se pehle aadmi ko behosh kyon karte hai.. ?? circuit: "bhai bole to aadmi operation sikh gaya to, dhandhe ki vaat lag jayegi na..
Munabhai- circuit is dunia ma kitna desh ha? circuit- bhai bola to is dunia ma 1 he desh ha baki sab to vedash ha
Munna: kya kar rela hai circuit? circuit: bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu munna: kyun! circuit: bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.