Munna bhai k ghr ladki paida hui circit:-bhai mohlle ke sare ladke ispe line marnge munna bhai:-tu fikr na kr mai iska name "didi" rkhunga.
Munna bhai; agar maa ko english me mom khete he to maa ki badi behen aur choti behen ko kya bolenge? circuit; simple hai bhai maximom & minimom.
Munna aur circuit ek car me bomb laga rahe the.. munna:agar bomb lagate samay blast ho gaya to..! circuit :tension nahi leneka bhai. mere paas aur ek hai.
Munnabhai: yaar circuit ye ram navmi kyu manai jati hai? circuit: simple bhai, is din shri ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the.
Munna bhai: abay circuit, jaa baajo walay ghar say doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. circuit: par bhai aap to khud doctor ho. munna bhai: bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai!
Munna bhai: arre o circuit ek bakra talaab me gir gaya hai, aab wo sala bahar kaise aaye ga?? circuit: simple hai bhai ! geela ho ker. tension nahi lene ka bhai.
Munna: meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. patient: acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. munna: apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. patient: sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai. munna: (jadu ki japhhi dalte hoauy) mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Munna bhai: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? circuit: simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha
Desh kaun chala raha hai? munna bhai: apna desh kaun chala raha hai? cirkit: bhai sms munna bhai: kya bakta hai? cirkit: bhai, sms bole to s=sardar m=manmohan s=singh
Munna bhai: "circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadjaye 2 kya hoga"!! circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
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