Munna- aey circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka? circuit- simple bhai, "minto fress" khane ka.
Circuit: ßhai jail ko hindi me hawalaat kyun kehte hain,? bhai: kyunki jail mein khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi milti hai."
Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya is sentence ka future tense banao..... circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....
Munna bhai:- a circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? circuit:- aray simple bhai, bolay to agar bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?” circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....? circut: dhobigath pe.... munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....? circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....
Munna bhai: aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? circuit: bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
Munna : yaar circuit ,ye gandhiji har note me haste kuy rehte hai? circuit: simple hai bhai! royenge to note gila ho jaye ga......
Munna bhai > abay sirkit, jaa baajo walay ghar say doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. sirkit > par bhai aap to khud doctor ho. munna bhai > bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha
Munna: bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. patient: agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Circuit, “bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th floor se gir gaya tha.” munna bhai, “aisa kya? to fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? circuit, “abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
Munna bhai: circuit, bole toh yeh ford kya hai? circuit: bhai, gaadi hai. munna bhai: toh phir, yeh oxford kya hai? circuit: bole toh, simple hai bhai, ox mane bail, ford mane gaadi. oxford bole toh baelgaadi.