My wife and i decided to split our christmas spending budget in a mutually beneficial manner. she gets to spend 90% and i can spend the remaining 10%!
Honey, when i said i'd do anything for you, i meant things like fighting a war or taking a bullet and not cleaning the bathroom and doing the dishes!
A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!
Before our marriage, when my wife told me that she's a cat person, i should have realized that for the rest of my life she's gonna sit on the other side of the bed & ignore me all day!
Going to the mall for shopping with your wife is like going to the casino for gambling, you lose track of the time and don't know how much money you have spent!
A controversial and debatable question: today, if ravana takes your wife away... would you still consider him evil?
My wife and i role play as a teacher & student on weekends. that's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
Dear men, the first sign of your wife being in a bad mood is when she denies that she's in a bad mood. please act accordingly!