Nurse (in mental home): a man called. he wants to know if we've lost any male patients. resident doctor: why? nurse: he says someone has run off with his wife!
So mastani was bajirao's 2nd wife and he loved her the most. mumtaz was shahjahan's 8th wife and he loved her the most. Apparently, no one loves their 1st wife.
Husband: that's the fifth time i've had to replace the clutch on this car. wife: hello, don't blame me for that. i never use it!
Dear ladies, there are 2 types of husbands. type 1: calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you credit card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you. type 2: your husband!
Husband: can i ask you a stupid question? wife: you just need to ask a question. i already know that it'll be a stupid one!
Every husband is a farmer by default. his survival solely depends on 'agree culture'! and 'agree culture' increases gdp (gross domestic peace)!
A successful marriage is based on three main principles: 1) appreciate your similarities 2) respect your differences 3) do what your wife tells you to do
I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and i'm sorry!
Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the ramayana. vaali had a boon. whoever fought with him, half of his power went to vaali. in the kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife. that is why the wife is called 'ghar vaali'! #humour