You're not a complete husband until your wife is upset with you, for a reason that you don't even understand!
When my wife asks me if she looks fat in her new dress, simply saying 'no' isn't enough. i've to give her a couple of solid reasons why i think she's not looking fat. a 30 minute power point presentation & an analysis in excel are also expected!
Husband: are you mad at me? wife: yes. husband: why? wife: i don't know. husband: so you're mad at me and you don't know why? wife: i'm mad at you for many things. i don't know which one of those is the reason now!
You're not a complete husband until your wife is upset with you, for a reason that you don't even understand!
When my wife asks me if she looks fat in her new dress, simply saying 'no' isn't enough. i've to give her a couple of solid reasons why i think she's not looking fat. a 30 minute power point presentation & an analysis in excel are also expected!
A doctor got a call from a woman, "my husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall i do?" the doctor replied, "give him a headache, what else?"
During an arguments with her husband: a wife was just about to calm down, but then her husband asked her to calm down!
A husband is the real santa to every wife. no matter what she asks or says, he always says, "ho ho ho mery kismat"!