They say early morning dreams come true. today i had a dream about winning an argument with my wife, so finally.. wait, i also had a dream about meeting santa claus. forget it!
Husband: kal party te jana assi, main pant coat pa lawa? wife: hanji pa lao,te main ki pava kal? husband: tu ohi pa layi jo har roj paoni aa... wife: ki? husband: kalesh!
"good morning madam, i'm from the maintenance company. i understand there's something in the house that's not working." "yes, he's upstairs!"
My wife's top five favorite smells: 5. coffee brewing 4. pages of a new book 3. first rain 2. freshly baked cake 1. smoke that comes out when she's grilling me
Whenever i give money to beggars, my wife tells me "they're going to get drunk with your money". as if i wasn't gonna do the same!
I always keep the gps in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders!