I know for sure that i'm getting old now. i was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot. stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "i'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from italy saying "i'm fucking delicious"!
To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an orgasm everyday. . . . . . o: oil free food. r: ripe fruits. g: grilled vegetables. a: all wheat bread s: salt-free food. m: morning exercise what you thought also works!