Interesting Restricted Jokes

A man's shirt on the naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress!

Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!

I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "thanks for coming"!

"lemme put is this way"
~ gist of kamasutra

I thought being an adult would involve more sex!

What is the difference between guilt and shame?
it's a guilt to sleep with another woman but it's a shame to miss the opportunity!

Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!

I have come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck!

Procrastination is a lot like masturbating.
it feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves!

What is the difference between a whore and a bitch?
a whore will have sex with anybody,
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a bitch will have sex with anybody except you!

If you could read my mind, i'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized or sexually aroused or both!

I was like 'whatever bitches' and the bitches whatevered!