Insults Restricted Jokes

Boy: 2+2 is 4, 4 +5 is 9, i can get into yours but you can't get into mine.
girl: 2+2 is 4, 4+5 is 9, i can know the length of yours but you can't know the depth of mine.

You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and i can't!

It's the little things in life, that remind me of your penis!

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!

I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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it would be '1234'!

Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!

Bitch, please! the only thing virgin about you is your nose. and even that's been fingered!

Boy: your dress is too short.
girl: thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!

Sweetie, your face is the only form of birth control you need!

If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.

Roses are red, violets are blue; i have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you!

Twinkle, twinkle little whore;
you're cheaper than the dollar store!