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No, i don't have a headache. you are just no good in bed.

You traded in your iphone 4 for an extra half inch? hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same!

Hey bitch! the only thing that's virgin about you is your nose; and even that's been fingered!

You should have pubic hair on your head... because you always have sex on your mind!

The middle finger speaks for itself;
but some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it!

If i've offended you, i'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!

Govt employees are like sperms,
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only 1 in a million works!

Twinkle twinkle little whore;
close your legs they're not a door!

What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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your girlfriend!

I think you are pretty f**king stupid!

And by "k" i mean "fuck you`!

The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.