Insults Restricted Jokes

Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!

If i wanted to hear from an ass, i would fart.

I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday!

Being gay is fine. being bi-sexual is fine. being straight is fine. do you know what's not fine - being you!

On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.

Bitches are like alarm clocks. they won't shut up until you hit them.

If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ass!

Sorry i offended you when i called you a slut. i had no idea you thought it was a secret!

You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!

I just don't have enough middle fingers for today.

I don't have enough middle fingers to tell you exactly how i feel.

My dick is so big that it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than yours.