Suhagrat par dulha doodh pee kar : ye kaisa doodh hai ? . . . biwi : wo kesar khatam hogaya to mene vimal paan masala daal diya.. . . dane dane me kesar ka dam
Husband ne wife ko msg kiya: "dinner pe mere sath choki, razi, ankit aur hardy aa rahe hain... acha sa khana bana dena." phir 30 mins ke baaf 2nd msg kia: "meri salary badh gai hai, next month tumhe gold ki angooti la kar dunga.." wife ne reply kiya: "oh my god sacchi" ? husband: "nahi... main check kar raha tha mera pehla msg mila ya nhi... warna tu bolegi mujhe message mila hi nahi.."
Husband ne wife ko msg kiya: "dinner pe mere sath choki, razi, ankit aur hardy aa rahe hain... acha sa khana bana dena." phir 30 mins ke baaf 2nd msg kia: "meri salary badh gai hai, next month tumhe gold ki angooti la kar dunga.." wife ne reply kiya: "oh my god sacchi" ? husband: "nahi... main check kar raha tha mera pehla msg mila ya nhi... warna tu bolegi mujhe message mila hi nahi
Suhagrat ke bad, pati apni patni se bola.. pati: ary khoon to nikla hi nhi ?! . . . patni ne ghusse mein aakar jawab diya . . patni - "kyun harami tune andar teer mara tha kya"
Husband : main ye roz roz ke condom lagane ki jhanjhat se pareshan ho gaya hoon. wife : to phir tum lamination kyun nahi karwa lete!
Shaadi ke kuch time baad wife ne apne husband se kaha. wife: “jaanu tum muhje waise pyar nahi karte jaise shah rukh khan kajol ke saath film mein karta hai?” husband: “woh pyar karne ka 12 crore leta hai, tere baap ne aaj tak 200 rs bhi nahi diye!!“
Ek husband wife ki gand pe haath fer ke ro pada, toh wife ne puchha. wife: "dear aap kyu ro rahe ho?" husband: "tumhari gand pe haath fer ke aaj usski yaad aa gayi, jo post pad raha hai"
Ek baar husand or wife me ladayi ho rahi thi. . unka chota bacha bhi waha baitha tha, . husband- tu sali kutti . wife- tu sala kutta, . baccha masumiyat se bola aur mai sala puppy.
Husband's fb status: good morning, such a lovely day... i'm so happy today!! wife commented: challenge accepted
Husband aur wife subha ghar se apni apni car lekar nikle. husband office chala gaya aur wife gayi market mein, after half an hour wife calls her husband. wife bade pyaar se: “jaanu, car mein ek problem aa gayi hai, iske carburetor mein paani chala gaya hai.” husband gusse se: “tumhara dimaag to theek hai, tumhe pata bhi hai ki carburetor kya hota hai, tum car batao kahan par hai, mein dekh lunga.” wife: “kisi ke swimming pool mein.“
Husband : darling tum mujhe 1 jagha sey bohat achi lagtii ho ??? wife (sharmate huwwe) : kahan se janu ? husband : doooooooor se
"patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati, . . . . . . usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise? . . . . . pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai?