Biwi: jo aadmi roj raat ko sharab peekar aata h, uske liye mere maan mein bilkul bhi hamdardi nahi h. pati: jise roj sharab pine ko milti ho, use kisi ki hamdardi ki jarurat nahi hoti.
Pati: mera accident ho gaya h bahut khoon aa raha h, patni: bahar hi rehna jab tak thik na ho jaye. maine abhi abhi farash dhoya h.
Husband : kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se? wife : mall me gai thi, shopping karane. h : kya kya liya? w : ek hair band aur 45 selfies
Hubby came home drunk. to avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. wife: peeke aye ho kya? hubby : nahi meri ma... wife: bewde, phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho??
Wife ne ek sign board dekha: banarsi saree 10/- nylon 8/- cotton 5/- wife khush hoke apne husband se: mujhe rs. 500 do, me 50 saree kharidungi. husband: birbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai woh.
Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha:tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the? wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 rs the pati : ye kya? wife : mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi pati (dane gin ke) bus 7 ? aur ye 200 rs kyun? wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye the jo samjha,, thoko likes. baaki ..ko pta hoga kya krna h.
Wife: tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye the ...??? husband : kya karu tum to janti he ho ajkal family ke sath dekhne layak film banti hi kahan hai...
Wife- raat ko chor aya tha gar me, or mujhe kiss krke chala gya. pati- tumne roka nahi.. wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, par bola fir aunga,
Wife: is deewali hum kaun si nayi gaadi lene wale hain ? husband: kutri wife: nahi leni hai to mat lo..... aur haan tu kutra, teri maa kutri, tera baap kutra, tera poora khaandaan kutra... husband: (gutkha thookte hue) ari pagaliya.... q3.... audi q3
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "hi,what r u doing darling?" wife: i'm dying..! husband jumps with joy but types "sweet heart, how can i live without u?" wife: "u idiot! i'm dying my hair.." husband: "bloody english language!