Wife-chalo na aaj sunday h bahar chalte h, or driving mai karti hu. husband-ahha! matlab jayenge car me or ayenge kal ke akhbaar me..:p:)
Husband & wife 2no ghumne gaye, raste me 1gadha ghas kha raha tha. wife: dekhoji apke rishtedar! namaste boliye. husbund:namasthe sasurji!! than supply.. :)
Wife- mai america ja rahi hoon aapke liye kya gift laun..??? husband- american ladki.. wife wapas aayi.. husband ne gift manga.. wife- wait till 9 months...!!
Wife neend mein jor se chillaai. jaldi utho jaldi utho.. mera pati aagaya. husband utha khidki se kood gaya.. taang tut gayi. fhir khayal aaya. maa ki kasam iski, main hi toh iska pati hu..!
On goldem night.. wife : i am panic husband : oh this is ur first night na that's why.. wife : no acyually this is my my first time at night..
Sum say whisky is risky, sum say whisky bina zindgi miss ki. but i say -rum, beer ho ya whisky, koi nahi hai "wife" se jayda risky, ab ye mat puchhana "kisky"
Wife to her husband: suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana. husband (kitchen se): yahan to koi namak nahi hai. wife: mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi mein kuch to kaam karo. mujhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin milega, isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.
Husband ghar aaya aur apni wife se kahta hai, husband: “maan lo agar mujhe lottery lagi to tum kya karogi?” wife: “aadhe paise le kar hamesha ke liye maayike chali jayungi, phir main bhi khush aur tum bhi khush.” husband: “20 rupye ki lagi hai, ye le 10 aur nikal yahan se.”
Husband: "jaan socha call kar loon, tum miss to kar rahi hogi?" wife: "aurr subah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?" .. .. husband: silent....(saala ghar ka number lag gaya?)
Guru: kaam wali shanti ko bulao! wife: kyu? guru: doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!
Wife: “suno jee mujhe new br@ lene hain” husband: “kya jarurat hain itne chhote chhote toh hain” wife: “kal aapne underwear liya maine kuch kaha?“ jo samajh gaya thoko like....;) :d:d
Husband bangkok trip par gaya hua thha, bahut dino tak wapis nahi lauta. wife ne usko email kiya usmein likha thha. “darling, waha tum jo chhez kharid rahe ho, kya mein wo yaha bechna shuru kardu?” aur pati dusre din vapis ghar mein thha :d :p jok samajh gaya thoko like..;) :d:d