Wife: darling! tomorrow is our fourth wedding anniversary, take me to a place which we have not visited so far husband: come on darling! let’s go to the kitchen
Husband wife me larai ho gai, hubby ghar se offic gya raat ko phone karke pucha:”khane me kya he wife:zaher hubby:tum khakar so jao me ata hu! text message filed under wife
Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha-.. ae husn ki mallika ! 5 rupay de de... andha hoon...... husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola : "de de.... wakai andha ha..!
Difference between husband wife's chat on fb & whatsapp.. on "whatsapp": ---------------- wife: ghar kab aa rahe ho... husband: pata nahi dimag mat khao.. on "fb wall": ------------- wife: dear when will u be back..you are the best husband in the world. aww i miss you so much. come back soon... husband: thanks for being there always.. so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you…
Best answer ever " wife - why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side ?? husband - according to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are in left side...!! "
Aik admi ki biwi mer gae. risty-daron or doston ny usy chup kerany k bad phocha: tumhein kuch chaheay ? admi bola: ha mera laptop la dein. sub ny phocha us ka keya krna hai. to admi bola facebook per apny status ko single krna hai. :-d
A couple had a fight whole night… later next morning, husband offered a glass of milk to his wife. wife – you are sorry for fighting with me? husband – no… today is nag panchami, le nagin pee le.
Wife: main tumhare zindagi ki kitab hu.. husband: yehi to taklief hai dairy hote to har saal change kar letaa..!
Wife: aaj blue hai pani pani pani pani pani pani pani....... our din hai sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny. ........ husband : but few hai money money money money money money money. .......... tu sui jaa chhani mani chhani mani chhani mani chhani mani....
Wife-kitna pyar karte ho hame. husband-shahjhan jitna. wife-mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaoge. hsbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu pagli der to tu kar rahi he.
Bv:aaj m towel me thi or sasurji aa gye pati:fir tumne kya kiya bv:karna kya tha towel ko ghoonghat bana liya. kuch to sanskar h mujh me b
Wife : lagta hai hamari beti ki kisi ladke ke sath setting ho gayi.. husband : wo kaise..? wife : kafi dino se recharge ke paise nahi maang rahi hai.