Wife : batao, tumhe mai kitni acchi lagti hu.? husband : bahut jayada wife : firbi kitni..? . husband : itni ki dil chahta hai tumhari jaisi ek aur le aau..!
Husband aur wife mein baat cheet band thi, . subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha.. usne raat ko paper par likha:" mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena" . . aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya.. . . . subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha, "uth jao 5 baj gaye" "pls uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge"..
Husband to hotel manager: jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai . . manager: what can i do? . . . . husband: kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.??
Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, par, ek bhi baccha nahi hua! pandit: mein badrinath me tumhare naam ka diya jala dunga. jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi 10 saal baad… pandit uske ghar aaya. ghar me 10 bacche the pandit: mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai..?? wife: badrinath gaye hain, diya bujhaane….
Wife (on valentine's day): kya gift du..? husband: pyaar se dekha karo, izzat karo, tameez se baat kiya karo...yehi kaafi hai... wife:nahi, mai to gift hi dungi....;):d:d
Husband to wife, na kajre ki dhar, na motiyo ki haar, na koi kiya singar, fir bi itni sundr ho.. . . wife: saaf-saaf bolo make up ke liye paise nahi lungi...;)
Wife : subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala? husband : tere baap ne kaha tha "meri beti phool ki tarah hai ise murjhane mat dena".... smile.png
Wife: oji sunte ho velentine day ki din aap mujhe kaha ghumane leke jaa rahe ho. husabnd: adlabs imagica
Husband to wife – “wow darling.., the house is so clean..!!! was the whatsapp server down today…???” wife : no husband : (surprised !!!) wife : i lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it…
Biwi(wife) shohar(husband) sy: sath waly gher mein meya biwi ki lerae ho rahe hai, ap aik bar jein. shohar(husband): main aik do bar gaya tha esi waja sy lerae ho rahe hai. :-d
Husband (jalane k liye): “kal mere khawab me ek larki aai thi . . . . . wah kya larki the . . . wife: “akeli aayi hogi.?? . . . husband: “tum ko kaise pata ?? . . . . . . wife: “uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha husband shock .. wife rock..