Machli jal ki raani hai.. no no somthng should be new... ... ... ... ... biwi dil ki raani hai, paisa mera paani hai, haath lagao chilaayegi,.. shopping karao khil jaayegi......
Kisi mahapurush ne kaha hai.. ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "talash" me.. aur baaki aadhi.. husband ki "talaashi" me guzar jati hai.. ?????? via funstream
Light chali gai tou pathan nai wife sai kaha : ”pankha chala do “ wife: ”kar de na pathanoon wale baat pankha chalay ga tou moom batti nai bujh jai ge”
Wife :if i knew you were so poor i would never have married you husband: but i kept telling you that you are the most precious thing i have
Husbnd: kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha? no answer husbnd again asks, no answer then again he asks, wife: nahi kaha. plz ab bhoka na bandh karo.
Husband to wife: "munna yahi se bahar aayega, hai na? wife muskuratehue haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi nazar nahi aayega, bohut chota hole hai." husband: "yaar fir bhi dekhne de na", husband ne hole mae se jhanka par kuch nazar nahi aaya. . . . thodi der baad school ki ghanti bajti hai munna baher aata hai aur husband wife munne ko le kar ghar chale jate hai. moral- hole gate mein bhi hota hai. lekin aapki soch ko salam.
Husband says: "when i'm gone you'll never find another man like me". wife replied: "what makes you think i'd want another man like you!" :))
Wife - yeh baba ji ka thullu kya hai pati - tum itne din se kya mang rahi ho wife - diamond necklace pati - kya mila wife - kuch nahi pati - this is baba ji ka thullu
Husband : jab mein aache clothes pehenkar, bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. wife : tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
Wife: zara kitchen se namak lete aana. husband: yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! wife: mujhe pata tha! tum toh ho hi andhe! kaamchor ho! bas bahane banate ho! tumhe nahin milega. iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi!
Husband: mujhe lottery lage to tum kya karogi? wife: aadhe paise le ke hamesha ke liye mayke chali jaungi. husband: aaj rs.50 ki lagi hai ye le 25 aur nikal ja
Husband: raja dasarath ki 3 rani thi wife: to kya..? husband: to main 2 shaadiya aur kar sakta hun... ;) . . . wife: draupadi ka naam suna hai ? husband: tu bhi na pagli dil pe le leti hai.. :p