A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is honest. a man who surrenders when he's not sure, is wise. a man who surrenders when he's right, is a husband
Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. lovers r like pizzas, hot n spicy, eaten frequently. husbands r like dal rice, eaten when there`s no choice
Man receives telegram: wife dead-should be buried or cremated? man: don't take any chances. burn the body and bury the ash.
Husband: shall we try a different position tonight? wife: that's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while i sit on the sofa and fart.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "you know, i was a fool when i married you." she replied, "yes, dear, but i was in love & didn't notice."
Wife: tumhe pyar karna nahi aata. husband: to kya ye 3 bacche internet se download kiya hain? wife: nahi ye to tumhare dost ke pen drive se liya hai.
Wife: dekhi na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh raha hai. husband: arre wo to bhangar wala hai, bekar maal par nazarrakhana uski addat hai........
Husband - aaj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jayeaur jal bhi jaye wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabase accha kiss karane kastyle tumhara hai
Husband: maine larka manga tha, ye ladki kaise huyi..??? wife : tumhare bharose rahati to yeh bhi nahi hoti.....!!!!
Wife:bus karo rat k12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 hogaye, thake nahi ? husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raatkarunga kyu ki.. 5000 msg free hai.
Wife: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe paro kehete ho, jab whisky piteho toh darling kehete ho. aaj kya piya hai jo chudel keh rahe ho. husband: aaj main hosh main hoon.
Why husbands avoid questions! wife: what would you do if i died? would you get married again? husband: no… wife- why not? don’t you like being married? husband: of course i do. wife: then why wouldn’t you remarry? husband: ok, ok, i’d get married again… wife: would you live in our house with your new wife…? husband: yes, it’s a great house. wife: would you let her drive my car ? husband: yes, its almost new, dear . wife: would you give her my jewelry? husband: no..i am sure she would want her own.. wife: would she wear my shoes..? husband: no, her size is ’5′ wife: –silence- husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!