Never criticize ur husband's faults. remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
Wife to husband: you don't love me at all. husband points towards their 5 children and says, `do you think i have downloaded them from google`?
Husband: when i`m gone, you`ll never find another man like me. wife: what makes you think i`d want another man like you!
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: wife having beauty secrets and husband having secret beauties.
Truth of life: husband makes a mistake, wife shouts & husband says sorry. wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts & wife cries; & husband again says sorry.
Why are wives more dangerous than the mafia? the mafia wants either ur money or life... the wives want both!
A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. the neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Wife to her friend: my hubby bought me a mood ring the other day. when i'm in a gud mood, it turns green & when im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Wife: if i dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? husband: i won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
Men want 3 qualities in wives: economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. but they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in bed.