My wife, my life .. the most supportive, sensitive, emotional, careful person to all, i am blessed with almighty.. love and respect to my lady.. thanks for my life.. stay blessed ..
Women are like fruits .... every women has her own unique taste and color .... the problem is with the men .... they seem to love "fruit salad" :
Why does a man keep his wifes picture in his pocket? because whenever he is in trouble, he looks at the picture and thinks .... if i can face this, i can face ...
Wife at the dinner table, "please toast some bread for me". the lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "to bread!"
Collateral benefit of the ipad: husband & wife no longer block each other`s faces while reading newspapers.
An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.
A wife was screaming at her husband, "leave! get out of this house!" she ordered. as husband was walking out the door she yelled, "i hope you die a slow and painful death!" he stopped, turned around and replied "so now you want me to stay?
Wife: you had lunch? husband: you had lunch? wife: i'm asking you. husband: i'm asking you. wife: are you copying me? husband: are you copying me? wife: i love you. husband: i had lunch!
Wife: there's trouble with the car. it has water in the carburetor. hubby: water in the carburetor? that's ridiculous. wife: i tell you the car has water in the carburetor. hubby: you don't even know what a carburetor is. i'll check it out. where's the car? wife: in the pool.