Wife :ghar nahi aa sakti.. car ka stearing, gear, break, sab chori ho gaya hai..” . . after 1hour, she calls back:aa rahi hu, galti sepichli seat pe baith gayi thi..
Pati-aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya. patni-haa,par tumhe kaise pata chala. pati-roz khane me kale baal milte the, aaj safed mile hai.
Wife : aik baat kahun??:p . husband : haan kaho, . wife: maaroge to nahi???:p . husband: arey janu nahi maaronga batao kya baat hai,:) . . wife: mein maa banne wali hun..:p . husband: hurray ..... yeh to gud news hai, dar kyun rahi thi???:d . . wife: collage k dino mein papa ko bataya tha bari maar pari thi :p
Husband darling mujhe nind nahi aa rahi, thora se* ho jae? wife- madarchod, meri chut me kya nind ki goliya bhari hui h.
Patni husband se pata hai, pass wale gupta ji ki ladi ko, maths me 99 marks mile hai. husband-wah lekin 1 number kaha gaya. patni-wo aapka beta laya hai.
Patni-kitna pyar karte ho mujhe? pati-shahjahan jitna. patni-mere marne k baad tajmahal banaoge? pati-main to plot bhi le chuka hu der to tu kar rahi ha.....
4 kutte samundar kinare 1 kutti ko ch*d rahe the, 1 new married unhe dekh k rone lagi. husband ne pucha kya hua tujhe, married girl boli: kuch nahi re college k din yaad aa gaye i
Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai? ans: kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband se hisse mein aate hai, aur biwi be-gum ho jai hai!!
Wife: why do you wear your specs only when i come in. husband: the doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever i get an headache.
Shaadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai. biwi sharmatay hoe: aik ungli aur dalo na. husband: kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.
Husband: jee karta hai ki tD59Umhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. wife: neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
Cute luv quote by a husband: “even my child has started to walk without any support.., but my wife still holds my hand while walking”…