“what a pleasant surprise.. you came home early” wife speaks so gladly. i was forced to do it. i have to obey what my boss told me to do. he ordered: “go to hell”
When your wife - worries about you, - fights with you, - looks for your attention for no reason, - becomes jealous with you, - shares her joy & sorrows with you, and - pesters you with eat this and that, do this and that, it means she cares. • when she stops caring, that’s when you should be worried.
Wife: u had lunch? husbnd : u had lunch? wife : im asking u. husbnd : im asking u. wife: u copying me? husbnd: u copying me? wife: lets go shopping.. husbnd: i had lunch. hubwife
Wife:-q.ji, roz subah, mere chehre pe pani q dalte ho. pati:-tere baap ne kaha tha, ke meri beti phool ki tarha hai. ise murjhane mat dena, isliye subh pani deta hu.
Wife: our wall clock almost killed my mum. it fell two seconds after she got up from the couch! husband: damn, i knew the clock was slow
Wife: i m nt feeling well..! :( .. .. .. .. husband: ohho i was thinking to go for dinner? wife: i was joking dear .. .. .. husband: me too, chal uth roti bana..!! :d :d
Financial crises have become so bad and serious nowadays that.. . . . . . . . . . . . majority of the men have started loving their own wife =d =))
Man in bed with wife? sliding his hand slowly across her back,shoulders, jst brushing her legs, & runs his hand everywhere, moves back towards top & stops. wife gasps..”why did u stop…?” man-remote mil gaya! tum so jao.. =))
Husband throwing darts at his wifes photo and not even a single one hitting d target…. from another room wife called d husband: “honey wat r u doing… husband : missing you “
Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha:”tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?” . wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme chawal kkuch dane aur 200 rs. the. . pati : ye kya? . wife : mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi. . pati (dane gin ke) bus 7? aur ye200 rs. kyun? . wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye…
Breakfast can be very painful when, wife orders: ramu, sahab ke ande ubaal dena. & servant asks: memsaab, apka bhi doodh nikalun? wife says: abhi nahin, sahab ko jane do..!!
Wife: (shouting) stop watching p0rrrrrn, i can hear it in the kitchen husband: i’m not, it’s sharapova vs serena… i’m watching tennis?:p =d =))