Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz taiyar ho jati hai.
Wife to husband : ek sand saal me 300 bar sex krta hai tum iska adha bhi nahi krte. pati : ye kaha likha ha ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath krta hai
Kya moh-maya hai!! apna baccha roye to, dil medard hota he aur dusre karoye to sir me.. apni biwi roye to sir me dard hota he aur dusre ki roye to dil me.
Wife : "naari" ka matlab kya hai? husband : naari ka matlab hai shakti. wife : to phir purush ka matlab kya hai? husband : 'sahan shakti'
Wife-aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya hai daal me kya daalu. husband-dimaag to hai hi nahi naya colgate active salt daal de usme namak hai..
Husband apni saas se apki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain. saas - haan beta, isi vajah se to use achcha ladka nahi mila... :-d :-p
Dharam bhai means not real brother. dharam pita means not real father. dharam behen means not real sister. then why dharam patni your real wife??;-):-)
Wife:ajji sunta ho! ghr ma namak khatam ho gaya ha, daal ma kya dalu? . . husband:dimag to hai hi nahi, naya colgate active salt daal day, usmay namak ha
Wife: tum ne kabhi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur se ho jaati to kya hota?” husband: nahi, main ne kabhi kisi ka bura nahi socha.
Husband: meri shirt ulti kr k press krna.. wife: thek hy 10 mint baad husband: shirt press kyn nhi ki abi tk??? wife: ulti hi nahi aa rhi…. kill kill
Biwi: khana kha lia tum ny? shohar: khana kha lia tum ny? biwi: btao na shohar: btao na biwi: meri naqal? shohr: meri naqal? bv: i love u shohr: han kha lia
A husband once complained dear google, please stop behaving like my wife… will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start…?