A husbands version: my wife is like "terms & conditions" of a website ! i never understand what she says but i always accept !!
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. an earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. as they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'relatives of yours?' 'yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws''
Wife – i wish i was your book so that i could be in front of your eyes constantly. husband – oh, i wish you were a calendar which i could replace every year.
Husband: do you know the meaning of wife? it means, without information fighting everytime... wife: no darling, it means, with idiot for ever
Wife: i wish i was a newspaper, so i’d be in your hands all day. husband: i too wish that you were a newspaper, so i could have a new one everyday.
Wife: i had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. husband: you should have known it the minute i asked you to marry me.
Hai……………. wife: honey, what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Wife to doctor: my husband has the habit of talking in his sleep what should i give to cure him? doctor: give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake
Wife:i hate that beggar.. husband: why? wife:bloody rascal i have him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book “how to cook”…..
“girlfriend” is like “chicken briyani” always tasty. “lover is like “pizza”very hot n spicy. “wife” is like “sambar rice” no other option but good 4r health.
2 men: man1: am get in married because am board of eating out,cleaning cloth n doing laundry man2: strange, am taking divorce 4 d same reason!
Wife: darling ! when was the last time our son wrote to us … ? husband: just a minute sweetheart ! i’ll see the cheque-book …