Wife:dekho na mujhe wo admi ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. husband:are wo to bhangarwala hai. bekar maal par nazar rkhna uski aadat ha.
Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi? husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.....
Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi dete,kyu? pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?
Pati patni me jhagde ke baad pati ne kagaj pe likha mujhe 6 baje jaga dena patni ne subah kagaj pe likh diya 6 baj gaye he uth jao.
Pati-vo khubsurat ladki muzko has k dekh rahi hai.. patni-pehle confrm kar, has k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k has rahi hai...
A small argument betwn a couple turns violent. angry husband: do not let d animal in me cum out. wife: who is scared of a mouse
Bv:aj koi shair sunao pati-abhi ni bv:sunao na p-lo suno jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan tu jo gir jaye mujh pe mar jauga mai sanam.
Patni- muje sone ka haar dilva do main tumhe saat janmo tak chahungi. pati- haar ke saath kangan bhi dunga, lekin baat isi janam tak hi rehne do.
Wife: what will u give me if i successfully climb and reach the top of the great mount everest.....? husband: "dhakkaa"
Wife to 2nd husband:see that''s my 1st hubby at the bar, he has been drinking since i left him 7 years ago! husband: nonsense, no one can celebrate that long!
Hsband- ji krta h k tumhari zulfo me kho jau tumhari ankho me bus jau tumhari baho me jhool jau. . . . . . . . wife- devanand hi rahoge ya kabhi imran hashmi bhi bnoge...!