Patni- shaadi k shuru me aap khana khud kam aur jyada muje khilate the par ab aisa q nahi karte . pati- q ki,ab tumhe khana banane aa gaya hai
Biwi to pati- kya tum dinner karna chahte ho? pati- ha..ha, lekin ye to batao khane ki cheezo me choice kya hai? patni- ha..ya na..
Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary? husband: we will go to african jungles... wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary? husband: i will bring you back.
Husband:agar meri lotery nikal aaye to tu kya karegi... patni:mai aadhe paise leke tujse chhod cungi.... husband:meri 100 rs ki lotery nikli hai..... ye le 50 aur daffa ho ja.....
Wife:mai marny ja rai hun. husband:ye lo dairy milk . wife: q? husband:khushi k moqay pe kuch meetha ho jayee..
Wife to husband: zara kitchen se machis lana...! husband: yahan to koi machis nahi hai... :o wife: mujhe pata tha tum to ho he andhay tumhain milega he nahi is liye me pehle he le aayi thi..
Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga wife=baba se kya kahoge husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h
Wife(seeing stars)- btao wo konc chiz h jo tum roz dekh skte hopr tod nhi skte? husband- mai nhi btaunga. wife- bolo na plz. huby- tera muh.. xd
Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia wife: aap ne apne lye q nhi lia? husband: mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon
Hus: kal raat mene sapna dekha wife: kya? hus: tumhe koi utha le jaraha he wife: fir aapne kya kiya? hus: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me
Pati = tere baap ki ungli karne ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@ biwi = kyu , ab kya hua ? :o pati = aaj phir se pooch rahe the... "meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"
Wife: maine suna he k jannat me aadmi ko apsra milti he to aurton ko kya milta he? husband: kuch nahi q ki bhgwan sirf dukhiyon ki sunta he