Wife: batao tumhe main kitni achchi lagti hoon ? husband :- bahut zyada wife :- phir bhi ; kitni? husbnd :- itni ki dil chahta hai ] tumhari jaisi 1 aur le aaun
Wife: suno doctor ne muje 1 mahina aaram k liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai. hum kaha jayenge ? kiss emoticon . . . . . . . . . . . . husband: dusre doctor k pass!
Wife: “mujhe lagta hai aap ka neha ke sath najayaz sambadh hai.” husband hairani se: “yeh tum kaise keh sakti ho.” wife: “kal jab uske husband mujhe milne aaye to us ne app ka underwear pehan rakha tha.“
Wife: aaj mere tan badan me aag lagado. husband ne petrol daal kar aag laga di. moral: kripya apni bhawnao ko saral shabdo me prakat kre.
Patni ne shadi ke do saal bad apne pati se ek raat ko puchha. patni: “main aapko kitni acchi lagti hoon?” pati: “bahut hi jayada” patni: “phir bhi kitni?” pati: “itni ki dil chahta hai tumhari jaisi 2-3 aur le aaun“
Patni: chalo ek khel khelte hain... main chhupti hoon aur aap mujhe dhoondhna. agar aapne dhoondh liya toh main aapke saath shopping karne chalungi. pati: aur agar nahin dhoondh paya toh ? patni: aaisa mat kaho jaanu...... bas darwaje ke peechhe hee chhupoongi ...!!! ek aurat apne boyfriend ke saath bazaar mein ghoom rahi thee ki tabhi uska pati mila gaya. pati ne boyfriend ko peetna shuru kar diya. aurat: maaro saaley ko... apni biwi ko kabhi ghumaane le jaata nahi aur doosron ki biwion ko le jaata hai. tabhi boyfriend ko josh aa gaya aur woh pati ko peetne shuru kar deta hai. aurat: maar saale ko !!! khud toh kabhi ghumaane le jaata nahi aur doosron ko bhi nahin ghumaane deta!!! husband: tumhare shaadi se pehle kitne boyfriend the?? wife silent... husband chilla ke: mein iss khamoshi ka kya matlab samjhun? wife: haaye rabba... gin toh rahi hun.... chilla kyun rahe ho... pati: saab, meri patni gum ho gayi hai!!! postmaster: oye, andhaa hai kya ??? ye post office hai, police station jaa na. pati: maaf karna bhai, kyaa karoon, khushi ke maare kuchh samajh nahi aa rahaa ki kidhar jaauun ???`
Wife to hubby: darling... in pictures of shiva-parvathi, shiva has a trishool... in vishnu-lakshmi: there's sudarshan chakra... in ram-sita: bow & arrows... but in krishna-radha picture krishna holds a flute... why? hubby: it's simple honey... the three gods you mentioned first are with their wives... that's why they have weapons... krishna is with his girlfriend... so no weapons! :p
Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk pe gaya, to dekha bahar tez baarish ho rahi thi. wo turant wapas aa gaya aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya aur bolaa " bahar bahut baarish ho rahi hai. patni (neend mein)- fir bhi woh ch*tiya walk par gaya hai
Pati ne ek din apni patni ko bade pyar se kaha pati: “jaan, tumhara dil nahi chahta ke tum bhi mard hoti” patni gusse se boli: “nahi, par mera dil hamesha ye chahta hai ke kash tum mard hote“
Ek ganv ki aurat apane pati se boli patni : o g mhari bhi facebook pe id banai do ? pati : gawar aurt tu chala legi facbook ? patani : kai ho gayo, chala tum lijo me peeche bethi jaungi