Hsbnd 2 wife hi,wt u doin darlin w-im dying h-jumps wid joy bt types- oh my dear,how cn i live witot u w-u idiot im dying my hair h-bloody english.
Wife: hi, did you eat? husband: did you eat? wife: are you copying me? husband: are you copying me? wife: i love you! husband: yes, i already ate
Husband wife say : darling tum mujhe 1 jaga se bohat achi lagti ho, wife: kahan se? husband: doooooooor se,
Wife:shaadi se pehle to tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the ab kyu nahi dete? hsbnd:machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai kya!!
Wife : agar me waqt hoti log meri qadar karte? hsband:log tumhe dekh k dar jate. wife: q? hsband : log kehte wo dekho bura waqt aa raha hai.
Wife- dekho na wo admi muje ghur-ghur ke dekh raha hai hus- are wo to bhangaar wala hai, bekar maal per nazar rakhna uski aadat ha
Husband n wife were fighting, husbnd aakhir ma bola: begum yeh masla humein larai se nahi aqal se hal karna chahiye! biwi boli: han haan! ta k tum jeet jao:-
Admi jo hamesha hasta rehta h usko "hus-mukh" kehte h to sawal ye h k jiska hasna blkul band ho gaya ho usko kya kehte h? hus-band!
After a terrible fight.. wife: i want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, i'll permanently go to my mother's house . . husband: "taxi"... !!!
Pati: ab jhagda bandh bhi karo, mai shanti ke saath rehna chahta hu. patni: haa, jaao, mai bhi umesh ke saath rehna chahti hu.
Husband said to wife :-what is the meaning of wife ? wife:-i don't know. . . husband:-without information fighting everytime. wife:-no its with idiot for ever