Wife angry as hubby stands too close 2 a beautiful gal in a bus! gal slaps her hubby 4pinching- hubby-i swear i didnt do it. w-i knw i did it :)
Patni- mere karam foote they, warna mujhe aur bhi achchhe ladke mil rahe they.. pati- woh sachmuch achchhe they, tumhare fande se bach gaye
Wife- jab aap chashma utaarte ho tab handsome dikhte ho husband- ha dear, jab mai chashma utaarta hu tab tum bhi bahut khoobsurat dikhti ho.
Wife-mai driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hu qki aaj me dusri bar marte-marte bachi hu husband-pls jaan use ek or mauka to do...
Patni: pehle mere pati bhag-bhag kar meri har khwahish puri karte the saheli:or ab.? patni: ab farmaish sunte hi bhag jate hai
Patni aapne pati se- dekh lena tumhe nark mein bhi jagah nahi milegi.. pati- achcha hai, mai bhi har jagah tumhare sath nahi jaana chahta.
Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga.. mera saya.. mera saya.. husband: mujhe pehle se hi sak tha ki tu bhutni hai
Patni: agar mujhe kuchh ho gaya 2 kya aap turant dusri shaadi kar lenge? pati: kam se km 2-3 mahine 2 rukna padega, warna padosi ka kahenge?
Husband- ek writer ne likha hai ki "pati ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..." wife-woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, bol nahi saka.!
Pati patni mandir main! pati-tumne kya manga? patni-ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe. patni-aur aapne. pati-ye mera saatwa janam ho
Man asks wife- what would you do if i won the lottery ? wife says- i'd take half n leave you husband- perfect ! i've won $10 , here's $5 now get lost ...
Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi rani naam ki wife h husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe rani ki trah rkhunga