Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. hum kahan jayen gay? husband: doosray doctor k passs..
What is the difference between wife & saali? saali is beauty, wife is duy, saali is passion, wife is tension, saali is patakha, wife is sayapa, saali is cool, wife is fool, saali is tuty-fruity, wife is qismat futi, saali is fresh cake, wife is earth quake…:p
Marriage cuple new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry hasband: ager pata hota k itni lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida otha leta wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay
When youur fear touches someones pain, it becomes pity, when your love touches someones pain,it becomes compassion
Wife to husband: u don’t love me at all… husband points towards their 5 childrens n says - do u think i downloaded these from google???
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "hi,what r u doing darling?" wife: i'm dying..! husband jumps with joy but types "sweet heart, how can i live without u?" wife: "u idiot! i'm dying my hair.." husband: "bloody english language!
Wife:you always carry my photo in your wallet. why? husband:when there is a problem, no matter how impossible, i look at your picture and the problem disappears. wife:you see how miraculous and powerful i am for you? husband: yes! i see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?
Wife:u had lunch? husband:u had lunch? w:am asking u h:am asking u w:are u copying me? h:are u copying me? w:i love u h:i had lunch.
Wife: see that devoted couple? he kisses her every time they meet. why don't you do that? husband: i don't know her well enough. :d
Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo. all wer missing d target! sudenly he recevd a cal frm her: "hi, wt r u dng?" . . . his honest reply just missing u swthrt.. lik
Pati:ab jhagda band bhi karo mai shanti ke sath rehna chahta hu patni: ha, jaao mai bhi shyam ke sath rehna chahti hu..
Wife: i hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives. husband: may b! bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.