Doctor:madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. wife: doc, when should i give them to him? doctor:they are for you.!!
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years yr 1.janu yr 2.o g. yr 3.sunte ho? yr 4.o bunty k pappa yr 5.kahan mar gaye? yr 6.tum aate ho k main aaon?
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! wife:nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, i had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Friends are like “priya gold biscuit” haq se maango girl friends are like pepsi yeh dil maange more wife is like a medicine bas ek hi kaafi hai
Wife:-i will die. husband:- i will also die. wife:-why will you die? husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:d
Wife: if i die what will u do? husband: main paagal ho jaun ga! wife: will u marry again after i die? husband: pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. husband is liver & wife is kidney. if liver fails, kidney fails. if kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Husband 2 wife : did u have any boyfriend before marriage ?? wife remains silent …… husband : mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? wife : abbe gin ne to de….
Husband wife main larai ho gayi husband ghar se chala gya raat ko phone pr biwi se poocha : khaane main kia hai ? wife : zeher husband : oki tum kha k so jana main deer se aaonga ;->
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. wife : chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! huband : “agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha..