Hat’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the end…
Husband and wife are like 2 tyres of a vehicle if 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further m0ral: always keep a spare tyre….
Wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Wife: i wish i was a newspaper so i would be in ur hands allday. husband: i too wish that u were a newspapers so i could have a new one everyday.
Husband asks: do you know the meaning of wife? it means… without information, fighting everytime! wife says: no darling , it means :- with idiot for ever
Wife: you always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. why? darling : when there is a problem, no matter how impossible, i look at your picture and the problem disappears. wife: you see, how miraculous and powerful i am for you? darling : yes, i see your picture and say to myself, “what other problem can there be greater than this one?
Interviewer to millionaire: to whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” millionaire: “i owe everything to my wife.” interviewer: “wow, she must be some woman. interviewer: “what were you before you married her?” millionaire: “a billionaire”
What is the difference between mother & wife ? a – one woman brings u into this world crying… & the other ensures u continue to do so.
Message of the year:- women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! why? very simple… a woman does not have a wife..!!!
Wife came home with a goat. husband asked”is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” wife:”dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” husband:”bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? sardar:your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.