Husband 1: why do u take your wife only to night clubs? husband 2: buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi thi. husband: chalo aajao, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Beggar: oh sundari, andha hoon paanch rupya de de! husband to his wife: de de, dede tujhe sundari bola hai toh har haal mein yeh andha hai.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you know, i was a fool when i married you.” the husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love and didn’t notice.”
Lady 2 her maid: oh kanta, i hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. kanta : i don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
Man: i want a divorce. my wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. lawyer: better think it over. wives like that are hard to get!
Wife : kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. husband : tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. wife : kaisi galat fehmi? husband : yehi k main soya hua tha.
Husband: today is sunday & i have to enjoy it. so i bought 3 movie tickets. wife: why three? husband: for u and ur parents.
Wife- i will die. husband- i will also die. wife- why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Doctor ne admi se pucha … kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? admi ne kaha.. kiu nahi? zarur hoga! pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na. :-)